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This is Retread Fred, the cheapest sexually active man on the planet. That’s not a title most people would want, but Fred oddly embraces it. Fred is so cheap that he refuses to buy condoms. Instead, he takes everyday items and finds a new use for them. His ingenuity will impress you while simultaneously giving you the creeps. Even though we want the world to know about NOW, we’re going to keep it a secret from Fred for a little while longer. We know it’s not the nicest thing to do to his partners but we can’t resist.