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It’s late at night. You’ve got lovin’ on your mind. You stop into a convenience store seeking a little protection. Instead, you get… extortion. A pack of condoms for 15 bucks here. Another pack for 20 bucks there. What is going on? We can’t stop this injustice. But we can heed those silent screams from your wallet. Whenever you see a Saturday Night Shakedown goin’ down, snap a shot of the crime scene and fire it off to us. We’ll post it for the world to see—and send you a free pack of NOW brand condoms. Now, what price could be lower than “FREE”?

 

 

The Thinnest Loser

The name MicroThin is a reference to how your wallet will feel after you buy them.

 

Keeping Up With the Trojans

Like the famous Trojan Horse, Trojan Condoms sneaks in during the middle of the night and robs you blind.

 

 

43 and Counting

$43.99 for a 12-pack of condoms? Ok, so they are made out of natural “lambskin”… they should be bedazzled with diamonds for that price.

 

 

America's Worst Deal

So, to afford these Magnum condoms, you have to be well-endowed financially, too?

 

 

The Real Condoms of Scotland

“I knight you Sir Richard, Lord of the Ridiculously Overpriced Condoms.”

  
  
  
  

 

 

 

 

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